Salad Must Be Really Funny - We're Trying To Figure Out Why

Okay, these are the things that keep us up at night. 

We're worried about the state of the country, and we're worried about global warming. There are so many things going wrong in the world, and we have a lot of concerns. But what's been slowly puzzling us for a very long time is something that we finally have had the courage to address...

Why are women eating salad in photos always laughing?

Is lettuce really funny? Does dressing have a great personality?

Is there something in the veggies that make us feel like home?

No matter what it is, we've got evidence to prove that something about women eating salad is driving us to madness.

I think there's some sort of conspiracy here. Nobody could be that happy eating salad... Could they?

Might be time to investigate... Eat healthy this weekend, folks!

 

Amy Cooper is the type of journalist that when asked "What do you bring to the table," she replies "I am the table."