You Can Now Buy a Dog Collar That Will Swear Every Time Your Dog Barks

Meet "The Cuss Collar," a filthy-smart dog collar that lets out an audible swear every time your dog barks.

The product's website states that the product isn't a "shock/vibration/training collar and is not intended for anti-bark training use." It's basically an R-rated dog-translator pre-programmed with a wide array of words and terms that would make your grandma blush.

And the collar definitely has an audience - it's currently sold out. But fear not my foul-mouthed friend, you can sign up for details on its next drop by texting the number listed on the product website.

And you thought your doggie was just saying "hi." Ohhhh noooooooo....