Did you Know There’s Actually a Way to “Properly” Eat Ice Cream?
(and there’s 7 steps)
“You should leave the ice cream out for 15 minutes when you take it out of the freezer.” HOW DO YOU WAIT THAT LONG?!
“Using a teaspoon, scoop out a SMALL amount of ice cream.” HOW DARE YOU TELL ME HOW MUCH TO PUT ON MY SPOON
“Place the teaspoon upside down into your mouth so the ice cream touches your tongue – taste buds – first.” OK I GET THAT…NEXT
“Move the ice-cream around your mouth taking note of the cold sensation and creamy texture.” WHAT ABOUT BRAIN FREEZE!!”
“Inhale through your mouth so that it reaches all your receptors.” THAT SEEMS HARD TO DO
“Keep the ice-cream in your mouth for a full 12 seconds to experience maximum flavour.” WHAT ABOUT BRAIN FREEZE!
“Repeat with every bite to build up the full ice-cream taste profile and sensation.” IT’S REALLY HARD NOT TO EAT THE ENTIRE PINT