Dad Jokes
Dads are famous for them. Children roll their eyes at them. Mothers leave the room when they hear them, and cringe. But darn it, we can’t live without them, apparently….
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Dads are famous for them. Children roll their eyes at them. Mothers leave the room when they hear them, and cringe. But darn it, we can't live without them, apparently.
Dad jokes! Like them or not, we've got them. Sharing some here for you to prep for Father's Day.
Let's warm up with this one: How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps? You slowly get over it.
Here's one for ya...
- Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one!
Okay, got another one... "I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along."
And there's this fan favorite...
- "Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."
Let's wrap it up on a high... What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
Cheers to all the bad-joke-telling dads, like my husband and my father, pictured here. And keep the jokes coming.
Carolyn KruseEditor
Born and raised at Country 1025. Carolyn is a concert-lovin’ country music fan. Plus, an avid New England sports fan. Count Kruser in for standup comedy, movies, and cosmos, but family is #1 for her. Wife, mother of 2- plus Zoey the dog, unpaid cook, cleaner and organizer of chaos. Kruser likes to write about country music, New England lifestyle and trending topics.
