21 Vanity Plates You Can’t Have in Massachusetts
Vanity license plates can be a lot of fun. I love guessing them while I’m stuck in neverending traffic while trying to make it to work on time. But not…
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Getty ImagesVanity license plates can be a lot of fun. I love guessing them while I'm stuck in neverending traffic while trying to make it to work on time. But not all vanity plates are created equal. Every year many vanity plates are rejected and never see the light of overpacked-highway-day.
Here are 21 vanity plates that were recently rejected by MassDOT. So good rule of thumb, DON'T REQUEST THESE VANITY PLATES.
Vanity plates get me through the H-E-double-hockey-stick that is 495 traffic pretty frequently. I enjoy chuckling at fellow roadsters' creativity. But, as you may know or guess, many vanity plates are rejected by MassDOT for various reasons every year. Here are 15 vanity plates that have recently been rejected and will never see the blinding lights of the Tip O'Neil tunnel.
He's all about the hot moms out there...
One guy filed multiple vanity plates - all with a common theme. And each time one was rejected, he came back with the next variation. What a waste of time. LOL
He started by requesting MLFLVR. Rejected. MLFS? Rejected. MLFMAN? Nope. The end.
Rejected, based on poor taste - BUT IT'S A PART OF US!
Multiple people every year try to get the license plate PISSA. They all fall to the rejection fairies.
These are "too vulgar"
LMFAO - It's a no even if you're sexy and you know it.
MOIST - If you want that as your license plate you must just be a troll who loves to evoke cringe.
SHTBX - I would die laughing if I saw a rusty old car rocking that. I actually I want to drive a rusty old car and rock that.
Two letters that just aren't allowed to be together...
MF. One guy in the past year even applied for the vanity plate BADMF. He was a kindergarten teacher.
Not the same guy, but...
You can't use the letters AZZ together either. It must have been that last guy's brother who recently tried to get the Massachusetts plate BADAZZ.
Hell on Wheels
"Religion" was given as the reason for the rejection of the Mass vanity plate SATAN.
Trendy Sayings
Not sure why these were rejected. I've never personally used any of these words in my regular vocabulary but they seem harmless unless I'm missing something: FLEEK, SLAY (I guess I can see that), and LITTY.
Something a little fishy about...
... the vanity plate FISHY. It got the hook.
Sorry "The Shining" Fans
REDRUM got denied due to violent undertones understandably.
GTFO
Nope.
STRIPR
Rejected.
SMUSH
Nuh uh.
EFNFNLY
Someone actually requested that... and got the N-O.
SCHMUCK
Sorrrryyyyyy.
And finally...
MASSSUX. The RMV obviously likes it here. Denied.
And I'm guessing people in these areas are spending too much time trying to figure out those vanity plates (and less time concentrating on not crashing):
These 12 Spots Have the Most Car Accidents in Massachusetts
Buckle Up, Bay State - especially if you're driving in these 12 locations. (PS - ALWAYS buckle up obviously!) According to new info released by MassDOT these are the 12 "crashiest" spots in Massachusetts - that is, the locations that have had the most car accidents. I lived very near #1 on the list and let me tell you, they ain't kiddin'! Drive safe out there!
#12 (tie) - Medford
REVERE BEACH PARKWAY(RT: N80161 EB ) / FELLSWAY (RT: SR28 NB)
530 Crashes
#12 (tie) - Stoughton
PLEASANT STREET(RT: SR139 EB ) / LINCOLN STREET (RT: N2888 EB)
530 Crashes
#10 - Brockton
MAIN STREET(RT: N472 NB ) / LEGION PARKWAY (RT: SR123 WB)
536 Crashes
#9 - Taunton
WASHINGTON STREET(RT: N5394 NB ) / EAST BRITANNIA STREET (RT: L178460 EB)
551 Crashes
#8 - Brockton
WARREN AVENUE(RT: N4638 NB ) / MARKET STREET (RT: L155381 EB)
563 Crashes
#7 - Easton
TURNPIKE STREET(RT: N4609 NB ) / PURCHASE STREET (RT: N4672 EB)
566 Crashes
#6 - Springfield
STATE STREET(RT: N011 NB ) / BAY STREET (RT: N4920 NB)
571 Crashes
#5 - Worcester
INTERSTATE 290(RT: I290 EB ) / KELLEY SQUARE (RT: SR122A NB)
581 Crashes
#4 - New Bedford
ASHLEY BOULEVARD(RT: SR18 SB ) / COGGESHALL STREET (RT: N5503 EB)
587 Crashes
#3 - Chicopee
MONTGOMERY STREET(RT: SR33 NB ) / MEMORIAL DRIVE (RT: N49551 NB)
613 Crashes
#2 - Springfield
SAINT JAMES AVENUE(RT: N4920 NB ) / TAPLEY STREET (RT: N4919 EB)
643 Crashes
#1 - Milton
RANDOLPH AVENUE(RT: SR28 NB ) / CHICKATAWBUT ROAD (RT: N1649 EB)
727 Crashes
