What song would make a good movie? What percentage of people admit to watching porn at work? Is it weird for a girlfriend to want to install a tracker app on her boyfriend’s phone? What are the worst reasons you can think of to miss the birth of your child? We play Top Three, get an update on Ayla’s hat blog and Jonathan’s elliptical issues and find the world’s worst moving company. Plus, an incident between a Sesame Street character and two black children has gone viral. But was it racist?