Group Therapy Confessions:
I like to pee in the pool because it reminds me of my ex-wife
I miss my son so much when he’s in preschool that I keep him in the car longer than I should when I drop him off in the morning
I use my toenails as toothpicks
I get a ringing in my ears after sex
I’m scared of my mother’s Roomba
I wince every time I hear the “Is That Normal” sound effect
My husband doesn’t use a spoon to eat Jell-o
Peeing In The Pool