So I guess I didn’t win. I was so sure I was going to win the Mega Millions billion dollar prize that I bought a website. I bought a freaking website!!! Maybe there’s a billionaire out there named Jackson who’d like to buy jacksonthebillionaire.com? I mean, what better way to flex to all your friends that you have over $999,999,999? I can’t think of any better way. Contact me.

So anyway, let’s revise that list of things I was going to buy when I became a billionaire since… nevermind, you get it.

Also in case you missed them, HERE were my big dreams…

• WON'T BUY: Choco Taco from Klondike

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• WILL BUY: A Choco Taco before they're all sold out

  Then I’ll keep it in my freezer for 20 years and sell it on eBay or whatever the hottest online selling platform is in 2042. Oh yeah… maybe I should hold on to that billionaire website after all.

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• WON'T BUY: The WWE

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• WILL BUY: WWE

  Stands for Water With Everything – because water is complimentary in most places. Caching!

• WON'T BUY: The WWF

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• WILL BUY: A panda pin next time I go to the zoo

  Just kidding. I’ll buy it at a yard sale, souvenir shops are overpriced.

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• WON'T BUY: Hull, Massachusetts

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• WILL BUY: A beachchair to sit in Hull, Massachusetts

• WON'T BUY: My Own Waterpark

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• WILL BUY: WWE

  “Another glass of water please. Thank you.”
  It’s like a mini-water park in a glass!

• WON'T BUY: Ernie Boch Jr.'s Friendship

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• BUT WILL: Keep writing blog posts about how we could be best buds

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• WON'T BUY: The New York Jets

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• WILL BUY: A ticket to watch the Pats stomp the Jets this season

  Actually I’ll just watch from home. Cheaper and less wait time for the restrooms. Win win.

• WON'T BUY: All the Bread & Milk in the World

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• WILL BUY: Bread and milk whenever it flurries or sprinkles

  That billion would have changed so much. Now I’ll just continue to be a part of the random mass freak outs.

• WON'T BUY: My Own Cologne Factory

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• WILL BUY: A bottle of Axe

  I’ll still stay smelling successful…. on a slightly tighter budget.

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• WON'T BUY: The Alphabet

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• WILL BUY: Some Alphabet Soup

  Also, your name is Isabella! Awesome magic trick, right?

  Well it would have been awesome if I had won the billion and actually took magician classes from David Blaine like I planned. Oh well. And we couldn’t find the dang “E” anyway…

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