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Bad pickup lines are a staple at every high school dance and local bar. They seldom work, and the embarrassment sticks with us for days, if not years. While some of you might say you’ve never actually used a bad pickup line, I don’t believe you. We all have.

Whether we thought it was the right thing to say in the heat of the moment, or our judgement was impaired by a vodka soda, it’s happened.

I took a look at some of the worst pick up lines that Reddit has to offer and boy are they bad. While most were wildly inappropriate and destined for failure, here are 20 that made me laugh and I guarantee will make you laugh too (unless you said one of these… than please consider this your how-to manual on what not to say…).

  • Paging Dr. Love

    “Are you my appendix? I don’t know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out” – u/ALL_THE_CANDY

  • To Be Jealous or Not To Be

    “Him: Do you have a boyfriend?

    Me: Yes

    Him: That’s ok. I’m not the jealous type.” – u/deleted¬†

  • Unless you've got buns hun...

    “Is your daddy a baker? Cause you got a nice set of buns.” – u/Calking2009

  • Shrill, Bright, and Annoying

    “Are you a fire detector? Cause you’re loud and annoying.” – u/klojo300

     

  • A Standard Pick Up Line

    “Hey did you drop something?

    Uhhmm, I don’t think so.

    Your standards, Hi! I’m Nick” – u/sigk

  • Icing her Boyfriend

    Had a hockey player hitting on me once at his game, and I told him that I had a boyfriend. His response was as follows:
    “So? Just because there’s a goalie, doesn’t mean I can’t score.”¬†u/RollYourBoat

  • 10,000 Steps a Day Made Her Fall In Love

    “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?” – u/nunbitz

  • First Aid Kit for Love

    “Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.” – u/Jargen

  • Rodent Lovin'

    “r u a beaver cuz dam.” – u/dannywatchout

  • Pay It, Don't Spray It

    “Are you a parking ticket? Cause you have fine written all over you.” – u/Xenon808

  • Dr. Steal Yo' Girl

    Hey are you made out of copper (Cu) and tellurium (Te)? Because you’re CuTe…” – u/deleted

  • Dry and Fruity

    “Do you have any raisins? How about a date?” – u/cruiseon

  • Free (and single)

    “ON a scale from 1 to America, how free are you tonight?” – u/bmw_fan1986

  • Northwesterly Winds

    “Excuse me, did you fart? Cause you blew me away.” – u/Lord_Pickel

  • We'll always have Paris

    Are you French girl because maDAMN” – u/Fenastus

  • Used Car Lot

    “So… Do you come with the car?” Said to my car salesman. It worked.” – u/peppecheerio

  • Presidential Kinda Love

    If you were president your name would be BABEraham Lincoln” – u/ROYGBrown

  • I PICK THINGS UP AND PUT THEM DOWN

    “I bet I could bench-press you.” –horsebeast¬†

  • Zero Gs

    “Do you know what will happen in zero gravity? I would still fall for you.” – u/yugal44

  • Amber Alert for my heart

    “Are you an amber alert? Cause someone report you for kidnapping my heart.” – u/ThunderAvenger