If Any Of These Pickup Lines Worked On You, Girl You Need Help
Bad pickup lines are a staple at every high school dance and local bar. They seldom work, and the embarrassment sticks with us for days, if not years. While some…
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(Photo by Matt Cardy/Getty Images)Bad pickup lines are a staple at every high school dance and local bar. They seldom work, and the embarrassment sticks with us for days, if not years. While some of you might say you've never actually used a bad pickup line, I don't believe you. We all have.
Whether we thought it was the right thing to say in the heat of the moment, or our judgement was impaired by a vodka soda, it's happened.
I took a look at some of the worst pick up lines that Reddit has to offer and boy are they bad. While most were wildly inappropriate and destined for failure, here are 20 that made me laugh and I guarantee will make you laugh too (unless you said one of these... than please consider this your how-to manual on what not to say...).
Paging Dr. Love
"Are you my appendix? I don't know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out" - u/ALL_THE_CANDY
To Be Jealous or Not To Be
"Him: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Yes
Him: That's ok. I'm not the jealous type." - u/deleted
Unless you've got buns hun...
"Is your daddy a baker? Cause you got a nice set of buns." - u/Calking2009
Shrill, Bright, and Annoying
"Are you a fire detector? Cause you're loud and annoying." - u/klojo300
A Standard Pick Up Line
"Hey did you drop something?
Uhhmm, I don't think so.
Your standards, Hi! I'm Nick" - u/sigk
Icing her Boyfriend
"Had a hockey player hitting on me once at his game, and I told him that I had a boyfriend. His response was as follows:
"So? Just because there's a goalie, doesn't mean I can't score." u/RollYourBoat
10,000 Steps a Day Made Her Fall In Love
"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?" - u/nunbitz
First Aid Kit for Love
"Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee falling for you." - u/Jargen
Rodent Lovin'
"r u a beaver cuz dam." - u/dannywatchout
Pay It, Don't Spray It
"Are you a parking ticket? Cause you have fine written all over you." - u/Xenon808
Dr. Steal Yo' Girl
"Hey are you made out of copper (Cu) and tellurium (Te)? Because you're CuTe..." - u/deleted
Dry and Fruity
"Do you have any raisins? How about a date?" - u/cruiseon
Free (and single)
"ON a scale from 1 to America, how free are you tonight?" - u/bmw_fan1986
Northwesterly Winds
"Excuse me, did you fart? Cause you blew me away." - u/Lord_Pickel
We'll always have Paris
"Are you French girl because maDAMN" - u/Fenastus
Used Car Lot
"So... Do you come with the car?" Said to my car salesman. It worked." - u/peppecheerio
Presidential Kinda Love
"If you were president your name would be BABEraham Lincoln" - u/ROYGBrown
I PICK THINGS UP AND PUT THEM DOWN
"I bet I could bench-press you." -horsebeast
Zero Gs
"Do you know what will happen in zero gravity? I would still fall for you." - u/yugal44
Amber Alert for my heart
"Are you an amber alert? Cause someone report you for kidnapping my heart." - u/ThunderAvenger
