Marcus’s wife is obsessed with last year’s Elvis movie. She watches it constantly, so as a goof he did a (bad) Elvis impression in bed and his wife went nuts for it. Now she wants it all the time, but he feels weird about it. How does he handle the fact that his wife has an Elvis fetish and he can’t get into it.
Ayla Brown: Hi, Marcus. I mean, Elvis. I mean, what the heck is going on with this? Like, we need to we have a lot to unpack here.
Marcus: Yeah, it’s not a long story, but there’s a lot. Okay, so this new movie, this new Elvis movie came out, I guess, sometime last year. Since then, she’s probably watched it, you know, a good ten, 15 times. And she watches it almost every week. It seems like a lot. So just out of a goof the other day in the bedroom, I guess we’re on the radio. I’ll leave it at that. I kind of did a little Elvis voice, and her reaction to it was incredible. She really enjoyed it.
Ayla Brown: Well, when you say Elvis voice, you mean like an accent, Like, Oh, like you do. Can you, like, try it for me?
Marcus: I mean, it’s not even good. Come here, baby. That’s all I did for the first time.
Ayla Brown: Hold on, hold on, hold on. Marcus why do you sound like Arnold Schwarzenegger? And now you’re like, Come here, baby. You don’t sound like Elvis at all. But she really thinks that you sounded like Elvis
Marcus: Yeah. And it turned out great. It was a wonderful night. She really enjoyed it. It was the best night we’ve had in a long time. So now it’s kind of started to become a thing. She’s asked me a couple of times since then to do The Voice and now she wants a gyration like a little dance. So it started to get a little bit weird
Ayla Brown: Costumes? Has she asked about costumes?
Marcus: We haven’t gotten there yet. Luckily, I don’t want to spend any money on this. Is this a normal thing? Do couples do this all the time to, you know, spice up their life? Because, I mean, to be honest, our sex life wasn’t the best. It had gotten a little stale, but now it’s a little crispier, I guess.
Ayla Brown: So what is the complaint, then? You just don’t want to be Elvis forever.
Marcus: I don’t want to be Elvis. I didn’t think I was a convincing Elvis. But also I also I don’t want it to escalate. Like you said, you thought of costumes almost immediately. I don’t know if maybe she watches another movie. I don’t know Rocket Man next time. I don’t want it to go too far.