Wow, I feel kind of like a creep even posting this – butt trust me, I’m posting with a wink and a nod. To be clearer: I do not think your personality is found in your buttocks. Nor do I think the shape, lumpiness, or sound of your rear end has anything to do with who you are as a human… but Russian researchers apparently do.
Below are their findings. Look up your butt, see what it says about you, then let us know how accurate the findings are. AGAIN – don’t blame the messenger!! I didn’t make any of this stuff up and a good amount of it made me want to quit typing – but I was already in too deep to turn around.
And after you’re done seeing what your butt might-or-might-not say about you, CLICK HERE to find out which towns in Massachusetts have the most bar stools for you to plop that thing into.
