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Wow, I feel kind of like a creep even posting this – butt trust me, I’m posting with a wink and a nod. To be clearer: I do not think your personality is found in your buttocks. Nor do I think the shape, lumpiness, or sound of your rear end has anything to do with who you are as a human… but Russian researchers apparently do.

Below are their findings. Look up your butt, see what it says about you, then let us know how accurate the findings are. AGAIN – don’t blame the messenger!! I didn’t make any of this stuff up and a good amount of it made me want to quit typing – but I was already in too deep to turn around.

And after you’re done seeing what your butt might-or-might-not say about you, CLICK HERE to find out which towns in Massachusetts have the most bar stools for you to plop that thing into.

  • Men with Muscle Butts

    Strong, persistent and enduring in bed.

  • Women with Round "Bubble" Butts

    Sexually active, materialistic and unkind.

  • Those With Wrinkly Butts

    Reliable, steady and calm, whereas asymmetrical wrinkles expose selfish and greedy people.

  • Those Who Have Saddlebag Butts

    Faithful in love and marriage. Men and women with such buttocks are hopelessly mediocre individuals.

  • Women With Saggy Butt Butts

    Good wives and careful mothers.

  • Those With Hairy Butts

    Very kind and agreeable people, although they also expose thier genetic predisposition to illnesses of pelvic organs, first and foremost. One should also bear in mind the fact that parents , who have hairy buttocks, give birth to psychologically unbalanced, short-tempered children.

    Lots to say about hairy butts comparably, huh? Odd.

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