STUDY: Massachusetts Is One of the 10 Worst States To Be In If a Zombie Apocalypse Actually Happens

We don't think this actually has a chance of happening, do we? I've always thought it was a fun topic to talk about - what 3 stars would you have on your Zombie Apocalypse fighting squad? You know - stuff like that. But when I see people doing actual studies (that take time and funds to put together) ranking which states would fare best to worst if an actual zombie apocalypse breaks out, things start getting a little weird.

A zombie apocalypse isn't happening! And if it does Bigfoot and the aliens will save us, no worries.

Rant Casino commissioned the study which looked to "replicate a hypothetical zombie apocalypse in which the deceased are resurrected as the living dead. The research evaluates both the nominal and relative concentrations of zombies in administrative subdivisions of the United States. Estimates for this study are based on a sample of 369,240 globally geolocated cemeteries and over 200 million registered graves acquired from an established public database of cemetery records, Find a Grave (owned by Ancestry.com)."

And here are your Top 10 Most Unfortunate Places To Live During a Zombie Apocalypse:

New York
# of zombies roaming the streets: 12,691,919
You will go down faster than a street pretzel.

Pennsylvania

# of zombies roaming the streets: 12,505,514

Like a cheese steak (or as we call it a steak and cheese) down the undead's gullet.

Ohio

# of zombies roaming the streets: 10,361,999

Cleveland Rocks. Zombies don't care.

California

# of zombies roaming the streets: 8,732,358

They'll be eating lots of plastic in LA.

Texas

# of zombies roaming the streets: 8,624,922

No time for BBQ, zombies order tartar.

Illinois

# of zombies roaming the streets: 8,235,259

Zombies want you, on a poppy seed bun, with mustard, bright green relish, some other stuff, and celery salt.

Indiana

# of zombies roaming the streets: 5,979,766

Zombies be like "Hoosier daddy so I can nom nom him too?"

Missouri

# of zombies roaming the streets: 5,970,345

The zombies want you to feel Missouri. Lots and lots of Missouri. (Say it out loud, I know it's a stretch.)

Michigan

# of zombies roaming the streets: 5,865,097

So many cars and boats - zombies on the fly!

Massachusetts

# of zombies roaming the streets: 4,407,515

Masshole zombies? Maybe it'd be a double negative and our zombies would actually be lovely!