What is better than a good old dad joke? Here at Country 102.5, we just can’t get enough! Country Living, Parade, Reader’s Digest, all shared their best dad jokes of all time, and we chose the BEST ones. From the jokes that are so embarassing, you can’t help but roll your eyes, to the ones that are actually pretty funny! 

Country 102.5 has your list of the best dad jokes of all time, so get ready to laugh, cringe, or BOTH with this hilarious list. (And by best we really mean worst). However, even the worst of bad dad jokes are so corny they just might make you chuckle! So when does a joke become a dad joke… When it becomes apparent!

• "What do Bostonians call a fake noodle? An impasta."

• "Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!"

• "How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans."

• "What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be."

• "Where do boats go when they're sick?" "To the boat doc."

• "My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."

• "Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera."

• "Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!"

• How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?" "You follow the fresh prints."

• "I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along."

• "Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."

• "What has more letters than the alphabet?" "The post office!"

• "What do you call a poor Santa Claus?" "St. Nickel-less."

• "I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind."

• "I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady."

• "I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."

• "What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller."

• "My wife asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall” to her. I said maybe..."

• "What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet? Reali-tea."

• "Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island."

• "I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me."

• "Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback."

• Sundays are always a little sad, but the day before is a sadder day.

• "Dogs can’t operate MRI machines. But catscan."

• "If the early bird gets the worm, I’ll sleep in until there’s pancakes."

• "Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!"

• "I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!"

• "The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense."

• "What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi."

• "What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs."

• "Why do dogs float in water? Because they are good buoys"

• "What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle."

• "A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot."

• "My IQ test results came back. They were negative."

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