Till Death Do Us Part Ways
According to a new survey that people were asked the somewhat morbid yet important question of what they want done with their remains after they die. The answers were literally all over the place. It seems as though the traditional ways are not the only ways, people have some very creative thoughts when it comes to how they want to spend eternity. (We ranked 9 because there was a tie at number 8)
Here are a few that didn’t make the top of the list.
Being cremated and put into paint for an artist to paint your portrait. (make sure you hire a good artist because you only get one shot at it)
Cremated and pressed into a vinyl record (will have your favorite tunes pressed on it?)
Being fed to birds ala a Tibetan ritual (I don’t think so)
Being cremated and turned into ink for your loved ones to get a tattoo with (okay but what is the tattoo ?)
Buried at Sea (which is my personal favorite) why not pay back all the lobsters that I have eaten over the years?
Being cremated and have your ashes used in a decorative paper weight or a piece of sculpture (wonder how big a paper is going to be?)
Being cremated and have your ashes shot into space (does anyone have Elon Musk’s number?)
Cremated and have your ashes spread on your favorite football team’s field ( not sure how this happens)
Being cremated and have your ashes turned into a firework for the 4th of July (hopefully it’s not a dud)
And the last of the ones not in the top 10;
Donate your body to an outdoor forensic anthropology lab where scientists can study human decomposition (for all fans of Dateline and Keith Morrison)
Here are the Top Nine Ways People Want Done With Their Remains