Marjorie’s new boyfriend has a gross habit. He eats anything, anytime, anywhere. He eats on the train, on the toilet or in church. Is this a red flag? Would you date someone who ate lucky charms on the toilet? Could you be with someone who literally eats anything he wants, anytime he feels like it?
Ayla Brown: And good morning, Marjorie. I hear that you are with someone. We’re talking red flags, right? Are also like, who are you dating? What’s the red flag? Give me the situation.
Marjorie: This is so embarrassing. Okay, so I’ve been hanging out with this guy for six months. He’s an amazing human being. I’m trying to figure out whether we should go forward or if I should just cut this guy off. In my heart, I’m here for it. I’m in it to win it. But this guy literally is just so classless about one thing. He eats everywhere, like these little weird snacks. We could be on the train together and he’ll just take out a pickle that was there in a Ziploc bag.
Ayla Brown: Like a gas station pickle? Those are big in Texas. My friend is obsessed with gas station pickles. All right. What else?
Marjorie: Like eating a bowl of cereal while taking a #### in the morning. Lucky Charms on the toilet, you know?
Ayla Brown: Okay, first of all…. Ew… Second of all, he can’t wait until he gets to the table for breakfast? What exactly is his reason for just eating anywhere and everywhere?
Marjorie: Exactly. I feel like it’s immature or weird or something. So I asked him about it, like, Yo, what’s the deal? Yo? Why are you eating M&M’s in church? Why? Why do you always have a snack anyway? How?
Ayla Brown: Yeah.
Marjorie: I guess he feels free. He’s like, it’s my life, my journey.
Ayla Brown: Oh, okay. Let’s get to the bottom of this. So, he just eats when he’s hungry. It doesn’t matter if breakfast was at 6 a.m. and he had a meal, if it’s 6:05 or 6:25 and he’s still hungry, he’ll just eat anywhere, anything, any time, any place.
Marjorie: And I don’t even think it’s like the hunger thing. I think it’s like a habit thing, like kind of a Kanye thing. Like I can do what I want when I want. I can’t help it, you can’t control me.
Ayla Brown: Yes. All right.
Marjorie: So that’s my problem, his eating.
Ayla Brown: So what an interesting red flag. We’re talking red flags and I’ve never heard of that one. Who just eats anything everywhere? It doesn’t even matter where they’re at. They just have to eat something.
