If you haven’t driven past the Golden Banana or the Cabaret Lounge, then you haven’t actually visited New England. It’s a right of passage.
I remember as a kid our family would drive up to New Hampshire. We’d take Route 1 to get to 95 North. And every time we passed the Golden Banana strip club my sister and I would giggle and always ask my dad why that place’s parking lot was always packed. For many years he would lie to us and say it was a truck stop. But as we got older we were finally told the truth. That it was a strip club. While I still have never been to a strip club ever in my life, many of you have.
These Google Reviews Are Everything
Today, I take a look at 20 strip clubs from across New England and some of the funniest Google reviews I have seen. I was SHOCKED by how many people admit they took their children (not teenagers, but children) to a strip club – I was even more surprised by how many people said they enjoyed it as a family outing! Who in their right mind would bring their child to a strip club to see naked women dance on stage? I would NEVER do this with my kids, no matter how old they are. Even on their 21st birthday you will NOT see me in a strip club.
But anyways, there’s many strip clubs around New England. From the Jay Ballet to DBs to the Foxy Lady, New England is home to some truly unique clubs. Are they good strip clubs? I have no idea! Do they make good drinks? I would not know. How good are the dancers? That’s something I will never know. Because let me remind you, I’ve never been inside a strip club, ever.