Ayla Brown Clogged A NYC Hotel Toilet And Embarrassingly Left The State
There was one member of the Jonathan Wier and Ayla Brown morning show who went to Manhattan and clogged a toilet. Spoiler alert, it was not Jonathan.
Listen, this is going to be really hard for me to write about. Because it’s embarrassing on every single level. But because my job on Country 102.5 is literally to tell stories on air, here I go. (You can also listen to me TELL the story on air just by clicking on the podcast below).
My Romantic Christmas Gift
I spent Christmas Eve and Christmas Day in Western, MA with my husband’s family this year. On Christmas Day we all got together in the family room and opened up our presents. I spent a lot of money on a really cool gun case for my husband. He had just completed his NRA Gun Safety Course and is currently waiting for his gun license to be approved. While he doesn’t have any guns yet, he will someday and will need a safe. I was really excited to give him my gift and thought I knocked it out of the park. That’s until Rob handed me a wooden Christmas box with Santa’s face on it and realized that HE was the one who knocked it out of the Universe!
I opened the box and found 8.5×11 paper inside. There were about six pages of laminated paper inside with all sorts of things printed out on them. The first one was for a cute Cuban restaurant in Manhattan where he made a reservation for us. The second was hotel information for the Q Hotel where I was being whisked away for a romantic night without our baby. The third was a fake ticket to the Michael Jackson Broadway Musical, which I had always wanted to see. The rest of the papers were more maps and activities of things for us to do while in The Big Apple. WHAT A GIFT!
I was blown away when Rob gifted me a night away without our baby. He took care of the restaurant reservation, the Broadway tickets and the hotel room!
How I Clogged The Toilet On Our Trip
Listen, at the end of the day I blame the Cuban food and the old toilet inside of the hotel we stayed at for what happened. I have never clogged a toilet in the seven years I’ve been with my husband. And I don’t even go #2 around him at all! Even though all people poop, I don’t want him to even think that I do that. So that’s why I “held it.”
We really enjoyed the Cuban restaurant and the Michael Jackson play. I felt like I had to “go” at some point during the show, but the line for the bathrooms were way too long and I wasn’t about to do that in a public place. After the show finished we walked back to our hotel, just a couple blocks away. I still had to go #2 but then my husband asked if I wanted to sit at the hotel lobby bar and have a drink. They were taking last call so we ordered one drink and took the elevator up to our room. I still had to go…
Rob whisked me away for a romantic night away from our baby. Little did I know that I would be destroying the bathroom on our trip.
I Waited Until My Husband Was Asleep
I couldn’t just go poop when we got back to the hotel room. Take that chance while my husband was awake? No freaking way. How embarrassing in a tiny Manhattan hotel. I waited until he fell asleep to do the deed.
At 5:00am I woke up and finally went to the bathroom. What a relief! After I was done, I flushed the evidence down the drain. Except it wouldn’t flush. My heart was pounding out of my chest. I looked next to the toilet and there was no plunger in sight. How is there no plunger? I waited a couple of minutes and tried again. Nothing.
To pass the time I got in the shower and thought, “I has to flush before he gets up.” I tried again when I got out of the shower. It still didn’t go down. What in the actual hell?
Rob finally woke up and I had to break the news to him. “Babe, you can’t go in the bathroom. If you have to go you’ll need to go downstairs to the lobby. I clogged the toilet.” He paused. I paused in embarrassment. He finally spoke and said, “That’s disgusting.”
Yes, Rob it was disgusting. That’s why I left a tip for the cleaning person and left the state. What else do when you embarrass yourself so badly?
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