14 Super Snobby Things Gwyneth Paltrow Has Said Over the Years
Good GOD. Gwyneth Paltrow is insufferable.
This is fact. Straight up truth. Just consider the headline news these days.
Paltrow is on trial in Utah for a skiing accident that left a retired optometrist unable to enjoy wine tasting anymore.
This trial has been six years in the making.
Terry Sanderson, 76, broke four ribs in the crash and originally sued Paltrow for more than $3 million, which was reduced to $300,000 in damages, claiming she was “out of control” and skied into him. Paltrow, 50, is countersuing for $1 and attorney’s fees, claiming Sanderson caused the crash.
Win or lose, these two DESERVE each other.
The thing that got to everyone during the trial was when she was cross examined and this happened:
When asked if the accident “deterred [her] from enjoying what was the rest of a very expensive vacation,” her answer caused quite the stir. “Well, I lost half a day of skiing, yes,” Paltrow answered.
Here is Gwyneth Paltrow being Gwyneth Paltrow:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tNGBhvGhlI
Listen, I’ve always been completely IRKED by Gwyneth, what with her vag candles and vag steaming and vag jade eggs.
My GOD, woman. And her Goop website is just a jumble of non-scientific mumbo jumbo that smells like…well, let’s just leave it there.
Click HERE for my take on her Goop Gift Guides and HERE for when she took credit for people wearing masks during the pandemic and HERE for when she topped the list of celebrities you love to hate.
Anyway, I did a deep dive and gathered the 14 quotes from Hollywood’s most shallow person – Gwyneth Paltrow.
Sometimes I think, after all my whining about her, I might like her if I met her.
After this exploration, I have concluded that, no. I would not.
1. “I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin.”
Gwyneth said at the iTunes Festival in July 2011. Um, spray cheese is the stuff of Gods. Your loss.
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2. “I am who I am. I can’t pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year.”
She shared this nugget with Elle UK in March 2009. I mean, REALLY? This makes me regret buying her cookbook before I knew better.
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3. "I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-a-Soup."
NY Daily News, 2005
That’s just extreme, GP. What about regular soup? Beefaroni?
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4. "Beauty fades! I just turned 29, so I probably don't have that many good years left in me."
NY Rock, November, 2001. Imagine thinking this. Then SAYING IT. And having a platform to say it? AND THEN FOUNDING YOUR OWN BEAUTY WEBSITE.
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5. "I love the English way, which is not as capitalistic as it is in America. People don't talk about work and money; they talk about interesting things at dinner parties."
The Guardian, January 2006
This from a charlatan who founded a company that encourages women to steam their undercarriages. OK, Gywneth.
6. "I don't really have drunk friends. My friends are kind of adult; they have a drink. But they hold their liquor. I think it's incredibly embarrassing when people are drunk. It just looks so ridiculous. I find it very degrading."
The Guardian, January 2006
Reason No. 3,458,210 I would rather let my kid hang out with Woody Allen than spend an evening with this woman.
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7. "Even actresses that you really admire, like Reese Witherspoon, you think, 'Another romantic comedy?' You see her in something like Walk the Line and think, 'God, you're so great!' And then you think, 'Why is she doing these stupid romantic comedies?' But of course, it's for money and status."
The Guardian, January 2006
Again, with this woman pontificating on something she has no right to comment on. NO WONDER Reese looks like she’d rather be at a colonoscopy!
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8. "Every woman can make time [to work out] — every woman — and you can do it with your baby in the room. There have been countless times where I've worked out with my kids crawling around all over the place. You just make it work."
Press Association, July 2010. OK, why does anyone put up with this? Or her?
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9. "I know people that I respect and admire and look up to who have had extramarital affairs."
The Daily Mail, September 2011
Congratulations, Gwyneth. What are we supposed to do with this information. Fun fact: she was married when she met her now-husband, Brad. But I will not judge. I will NOT judge.
10 . "When you go to Paris and your concierge sends you to some restaurant because they get a kickback, it's like, 'No. Where should I really be? Where is the great bar with organic wine? Where do I get a bikini wax in Paris?'"
Elle, September 2011
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11. "Oysters and cocktail sauce, and then a baked, stuffed lobster and french fries. I would have a baguette and a cheese course for my dessert, and red wine. I drank like crazy [when the kids were babies]. How else could I get through my day?"
Her last meal. Very relatable, Gwyneth. Very relatable. (Also, why would you drink like a fish? What STRESS ARE YOU UNDER?)
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12. "I'll never forget it. I was starting to hike up the red rocks, and honestly, it was as if I heard the rock say, 'You have the answers. You are your teacher.' I thought I was having an auditory hallucination."
Everytime you open your mouth, I think I AM HAVING an auditory illusion. But then I realize I am not and I want to hurl myself off the red rocks.
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13. “You come across [online comments] about yourself and about your friends, and it’s a very dehumanizing thing,” she said. “It’s almost like how, in war, you go through this bloody, dehumanizing thing …"
Poor baby. Imagine. People holding you to the fire because what comes out of your mouth is a trash heap of nonsense.
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14. “We have great dinner parties at which everyone sits around talking about politics, history, art and literature—all this peppered with really funny jokes. But back in America, I was at a party and a girl looked at me and said, ‘Oh, my God! Are those Juicy jeans that you’re wearing?’ and I thought, I can’t stay here. I have to get back to Europe.”
BOOORING. Who talks about politics at dinner parties? Are you insane? Last time this happened at my house, no one spoke to my uncle for a year.
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