First things first, why do people insist on slicing away the crust? Is it a deeply-rooted aversion to crunchy edges, or simply a preference for the tender center?
I would never cut crust off of a beautiful piece of bread because I’m too frugal (and I LOVE food). But a popular reason for cutting crust off of bread suggests that these crustless sandwich lovers are just embracing their inner “Peter Pan.” These people are just forever young and refusing to grow up. After all, removing the crust from sandwiches seems to hark back to the carefree days of childhood, where picky eaters reigned supreme.
Laura’s “Peter Pan” Man In “Ask Ayla Brown”
Let’s talk about Laura’s predicament, shall we? Laura called into our segment “Ask Ayla Brown” on Country 102.5 to discuss her ongoing crust-cutting dilemma. (Listen below!)
Apparently, Laura’s new 4-month flame insists that she slice off the bread edges for every sandwich, just like his beloved mommy used to do for him. Laura, understandably, is raising an eyebrow, wondering if this is a red flag or simply an eccentric quirk. Well, Laura, we’re here to help you navigate this crusty conundrum!
Crust Or No Crust?
Let’s remember that everyone’s taste buds dance to a different beat. Some prefer their sandwiches with a crunchy crown, while others opt for a more delicate bite. Whether you’re a crust fanatic or a crust rebel, let’s embrace the quirks that make us unique and celebrate the joy that sandwiches bring to our lives.
And to Laura, if all else fails, you can always surprise your man with a sandwich-shaped cake—with or without crust. Love conquers all, even the crunchiest of challenges!