My Mother Gave Me $15,000 For My Wedding, But We Decided To Elope And Spend The Money On Something Better
My Cleaning Lady Threw Away A Perfectly Good $23 Bar of Expensive Shampoo And I Think She Should Pay For It
My Father Is Remarrying Late In Life To A Woman With A Lot Of Children Who Are Going To Steal My Inheritance
I’m Asking Guests At My Daughter’s 2nd Birthday To Contribute To Our New Patio Fund Instead Of Buying A Gift For Her