VIRAL VIDEO: Yankees Fan Uses Hot Dog As Straw – Internet Reacts

Is it ingenuity? Is it revolting? Is it both? You decide.

A Yankees fan has gone viral for turning his hot dog into a straw to drink beer with at the ballpark. The problem wasn’t that he didn’t have a straw – he used a straw as a makeshift knife to hollow out the inside of the dawg and turn it into a meat straw. The problem wasn’t even that he needed a straw – he was drinking beer. Most chug it straw-free. So the only rational conclusion is that he wanted to enjoy his beer after passing through his tube meat and picking up some of that je ne sais quoi hot dog aura.

Here’s the video so you can behold the skill and duplicate in your own home:

Yankees Fan Uses Hot Dog As Straw - Internet Reactions

• Don't knock it until....

  Two things that are delicious, yet you judge without trying it - why is that? pic.twitter.com/rtcNhSN174

  — Talkin’ Jake (@TalkinJake) August 23, 2022

• An innovator?

  I am here to defend this man. I would never do this but this guy was all "Let me suckle from this meaty teat and swallow naught but malty nectar" and by God, he got what he wanted. This man is an innovator.

  — Ian Fortey wrote WereCage. Read It! (@IanFortey) August 23, 2022

• I agree with this guy

  Better than paper straws.

  — Miguel A. Melendez (@MelendezReports) August 23, 2022

• Good Luck Charm

  If the Yankees turn it around, this is their savior right here. He will be celebrated more than Jeffrey Maier.

  — A.J. Perez (@byajperez) August 23, 2022

• This is the end.

  Humans had their shot. Let the bees or border collies have a try. https://t.co/SDugwkWvOC

  — Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) August 23, 2022

• The Sammich Debate...

  Is this a sandwich? https://t.co/IoPzfbViiF

  — Scott Lincicome (@scottlincicome) August 23, 2022

• Really? The WORST?

  Nope. The jokes are done. We’ve gone too far as a society. This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life https://t.co/VgRUI0Ohy5

  — Tay *redacted* (@tayredacted) August 23, 2022

• Great things don't always go together

  I love beer. I love hot dogs.
  
  But this is one of the most disturbing things I’ve seen. https://t.co/cXxga7Gsyd

  — Jacob Unruh (@jacobunruh) August 23, 2022

• SUPPORT!

  the hot dog beer straw man is the boldest example of american ingenuity since benjamin franklin discovered electricity

  — Lindsey Adler (@lindseyadler) August 23, 2022

• A genius?

  This man knows something we don’t and it’s worth at least seeing what that is https://t.co/kkIgxiswP4

  — kang (@jaycaspiankang) August 23, 2022