Rhode Island Residents Test Worst at Grade-School-Level Geography
Rhode Island residents are the worst at geography, this according to a new study. Could it just be payback for everyone who know that Rhode Island is a tiny blip on the map but have the hardest time locating it?! Maybe. Actually, no. Definitely not. It’s because they bombed the test attached to the study in question.
Online Casinos completed the nationwide study where adult Americans were posed with geography-related questions tailored for 5 to 11-year-olds. Questions like, “in which American city is the Golden Gate Bridge located?” If you answered Houston, Texas you might be from Rhode Island. I kid. I kid.
However, Rhode Island did in fact finish 50th out of all 50 states on the geography quiz at the center of this study and article. The average score of questions answered correctly during the study (including residents of all 50 states) was 81.8%. That gives American adults a B- in elementary school geography. I would snicker at that but thank God they didn’t call me or Massachusetts may have pulled up the rear in 50th place. Geography is sadly my kryptonite and if I didn’t have a GPS baked into my phone I’d end up somewhere in Canada instead of Waltham every day when commuting to work so no disrespect, Rhode Island.
Minnesota residents aced the quiz, scoring best in the US with a 88.6%. Massachusetts ranked best in New England and great overall coming in 5th best in the nation. Mass residents scored a 86.8%.
As we’ve stated multiple times already (and not to harp on it, but) Rhode Island finished last, deeming them worst in the country at elementary school geography, scoring a 71.7% or a C-.
If you’d like to see how every state scored, check out Online Casino’s complete study results RIGHT HERE.
Sorry Rhode Island. Now that we’ve broken the bad news, how about some delicious news: RHODE ISLAND’S BEST CLAM SHACKS!!! Mmmm mmm mmm…
Rhode Island's Best Clam Shacks
Aunt Carries-Scarborough Beach
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It’s also one of the few spots still serving the traditional Rhode Island shore dinner, a set meal that begins with a bowl of clam chowder, clam cakes, and steamers, followed by fried local flounder served with fries and slaw. If that isn’t enough, there’s an option to add a pound of fresh lobster, which, at this point, you might as well. Shore dinners are not meant for humble eaters.
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Just saying the name Scarborough Beach takes me back. Aunt Carries according to Tasting Table:
It’s also one of the few spots still serving the traditional Rhode Island shore dinner, a set meal that begins with a bowl of clam chowder, clam cakes, and steamers, followed by fried local flounder served with fries and slaw. If that isn’t enough, there’s an option to add a pound of fresh lobster, which, at this point, you might as well. Shore dinners are not meant for humble eaters.
Georges Of Galilee
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This is one of my favorite Summer memories. We’d spend a day at Salty Brine Beach. After the fun of the beautiful Rhode Island shoreline, we’d walk up to Georges for some delicious clam cakes, or clams! Plus, if you’re a boat person, the view off Georges is spectacular!
Champlin's Seafood Deck-Galilee
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Right across the street from Georges, is another famous place called Champlin’s Seafood Deck. Your lobster, clams, or haddock was probably caught an hour before you arrived. The view outside is as almost as tasty as your food! They have been at it for 69 years.
Flo's Clam Shack Drive-In-Portsmouth-Middletown
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NOW, we’re talking. With the word, drive-in you got my attention! Food Network’s Chris Cosentino named the fried clam roll the best thing he’s ever eaten.
According to Tasting Table: Even after weathering several hurricanes since its opening in 1936, Flo’s Clam Shack Drive-In is genuinely keeping the shack in clam shack. The original drive-in location is little more than a shingled shed in Portsmouth’s seaside Island Park neighborhood. What it lacks in the way of seating, it makes up for with location — customers can cross the street with their take-out boxes full of fried clam strips, scallops, or calamari; climb over the seawall onto a narrow strip of beach overlooking the waters of the Sakonnet River; and dig in. For an even more impressive waterfront view, drive south across Aquidneck Island where Middletown meets Newport. There, Flo’s second, larger location offers two stories of seating, lots of nautical kitsch, and a veranda that overlooks Easton’s Beach (or First Beach, as we locals call it)
Iggy's Doughboys & Chowder House-Point Judith or Warwick
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Iggy’s is also known for their scrumptious doughboy. I’ll turn the other cheek, if you don’t want clams. Buy a doughboy for me!
Blount Clam Shack-Newport
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f course we can’t forget Newport! According to Discover Newport:
Named the best cheap eats in RI by Travel & Leisure, Blount Clam Shack‘s menu may lack dollar signs, but nothing else. The award-winning, waterfront seafood shack opened back in 1943 and has since been serving up seafood favorites with a twist, like clambake chowder crafted with all the best parts of a clambake in a delicious soup; or their giant lobster roll made with 1/2 lb. lobster chunks. Not to mention, the quaint shack is located right on Warren’s scenic waterfront.
Evelyn's Drive-In-Tiverton
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According to Discover Newport, Evelyn’s Drive In is a 40 year mainstay with amazing clam shack style food in Tiverton. Also, they have a BIO BUG:
Keep an eye out for Evelyn’s BIOBUG, a diesel VW Bug powered by clam cakes and Newport Biodiesel. Newport Biodiesel picks up the used fry oil produced by Evelyn’s fried offerings, processes it, and then fills the BIOBUG with biodiesel. In 2010, Evelyn’s recycled 27,000 lbs of fry oil!
The lobster chow mein sounds interesting!
Monahan's By The Sea-Narragansett-Charlestown
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If you’re near the Charlestown part of Rhode Island, no doubt you know about the famous Monahan’s. The website pictures make me want to eat this laptop. The Maui Coconut Shrimp starter looks amazing, almost as nice as the waterview.
Benny's Clam Shack-South Kingstown-Narragansett
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While this is a clam based story, Benny’s also features the famous New York System Wieners, the kind you can only find in Rhode Island.
Chelos
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While not a traditional clam shack, family owned Chelo’s is a Rhode Island institution. Serving amazing food for well over 40 years, Chelo’s NEVER disappoints. I had my wedding rehearsal dinner there, at the Warwick Chelo’s on the water. I have been eating there since 1979, and have NEVER had a bad meal. In fact, it’s still better than ever! The seafood is as fresh and delicious as any Rhode Island seafood restaurant. In the summer months, they have a banana cream, strawberry, blueberry pie that is the dessert that tops all desserts! In fact ALL of their desserts are amazing. The clam cakes are to die for, and the view is wonderful. The outdoor seating overlooks Masthead Marina and features live entertainment.
