My Girlfriend Has An Odd Obsession With Vasectomy Videos That Is Making Me Worry About Our Future

My Daughter With Alopecia Was Being Bullied By Her Sister, So I’m Shaving Her Sister’s Head As A Punishment

My Teenage Daughter Came Home From College Expecting To Drink Beer, But She Won’t Be Doing It In My House

My Mother Gave Me $15,000 For My Wedding, But We Decided To Elope And Spend The Money On Something Better

My Fat Friend Always Takes The Biggest Bed When We Vacation Together And It’s Not Fair

My Cleaning Lady Threw Away A Perfectly Good $23 Bar of Expensive Shampoo And I Think She Should Pay For It

My Baby’s Mother Is Keeping Me Out Of The Delivery Room For His Birth Just Because I Cheated On Her

I Might Be Fired For Stealing Toilet Paper From The Office Bathroom

My Father Is Remarrying Late In Life To A Woman With A Lot Of Children Who Are Going To Steal My Inheritance

I’m Asking Guests At My Daughter’s 2nd Birthday To Contribute To Our New Patio Fund Instead Of Buying A Gift For Her

My Husband Told Me His Hall Pass Is The Waitress Who Served Us Dinner Last Night

I Bought My Wife Celtics Playoff Tickets But They Weren’t Floor Seats So She Wasn’t Happy With Me

I Named My Daughter After My Grandmother But She Hates Her Old Lady Name And Is Going By Something Else

The Woman Who Bought My Rug On Facebook Marketplace Wants A Refund Just Because My Dog Peed On It

My Daughter Wants To Skip School To Listen To Taylor Swift’s Tortured Poets Department On Repeat All Day

My Husband Lied To Me About Not Having Any Paternity Leave