‘Goodbye Pizza’ Sticks It To Your Ex On Valentines Day
It may be time to send a goodbye pizza to your ex. The most anticipated and most dreaded day of the year is almost here. If you’re not in some kind of relationship, February 14 can be an awful day. We can all agree that Valentines Day has been over commercialized for quite some time. When you see heart shaped candy in CVS, or get sales offers from jewelry stores in the mail in January, you know something’s up.
How Much Will We Spend On Valentines Day?
While people will complain about inflation, high prices and two jobs, they will still be spending for Valentines Day. According to cpappracticeadvisor.com, consumers will be spending a whopping $14.2 billion. According to the National Retail Federation and Prosper Insights and Analytics:
The top gifts include candy (57%), greeting cards (40%), flowers (39%), an evening out (32%), jewelry (22%), clothing (21%) and gift cards (19%). New spending records are expected for jewelry ($6.4 billion), flowers ($2.6 billion), clothing ($3 billion) and an evening out ($4.9 billion).
“Goodbye Pizza” Sticks It To Your Ex
Valentines retaliation has become almost as popular as the traditional flowers and chocolates. Someone on Madison Avenue figured out that with 58% of the country divorced, there is a new category to target revenge advertising. Add to that, it’s not just small Mom and Pop businesses. The giant food services firm Yum Brands jumped in on the vengeful fun. They are known for KFC, Taco Bell, Little Caesars, Burger King, Quiznos and Pizza Hut.
Pizza Hut is offering a tasty slice of revenge: It’s called the “Goodbye Pie.” According to the New York Post:
Through February 14, lovers in New York, Chicago and Miami can order a “Goodbye Pie” and have it sent to their soon-to-be-exes. The “delivery driver will deliver the bad news in the best way,” the website states.
To me, getting a delicious, hot pizza delivered softens the blow on revenge.
How about naming your ex after a cockroach? There’s a company for that. Or how about naming a piece-of-junk car after your ex, and have it CRUSHED at a scrap yard. Yes, there’s a company for that, too. I am thankful for being married.
Top Reasons Why People Love Being Single
Creating Your Own Routine
You can dance to your own music when it comes to scheduling. Single people can create a routine that works for them. This includes consistent meal times, bedtimes, and events. You never have to consider your partner’s schedule. You can even pick up more hobbies, like weekly trivia or a class you’ve been wanting to try. For better or worse, your time is your own.
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Less Money Stress
If you’re single, chances are that you don’t have to worry about spending money on anyone else but yourself. You can keep your money for yourself and use it for a solo vacation or a rainy day fund. Not to mention, you no longer have the financial obligation of buying someone a nice gift for birthdays, and couple-y holidays like Valentine’s Day, Sweetest Day, or Date-a-versaries.
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Well, Hello Free Time
Single people get more freedom. Without the obligation of another person in your life, you’ll have more time for activities. One of the many perks of being single is just having space and time to focus on yourself and emotional needs. You even get a chance to know yourself better during the added free time. Use your time the way you want.
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It's All Mine!
Single people don’t have to deal with the phrase, “Let me try some” while eyes are glaring at their plate. That’s right, you don’t have to share a thing. Another food benefit of being single is taking advantage of not conforming to someone else’s habits or preferences. You can try a new diet or completely indulge without the extra commentary or worrying about someone else’s needs. You don’t have to worry about if the food you like is off-putting to your partner.
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Binge Your Fave Shows, Without Waiting
Watch what you want, when you want without the worry. Many couples like to watch a new TV series or movie together. But Heaven forbid you tune in without your partner. That’s one way to start an argument. So, if you’re single go ahead and binge that new Marvel series without looking over your shoulder. Also, you don’t have to sit through shows or movies that you don’t care for, because your partner wants to. Watch what you want!
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