Jonathan Wier: Yes, Boston Traffic Sucks. That’s How We Like It My Wife Wanted Me To Do More Chores Around The House So I Hired A Maid And Made Her Pay For It My Husband Thinks Its Silly To Get Me A Push Present When I Have His Baby. The New Guy I’m Dating Is Almost Perfect, But I Can’t Keep Seeing Him Because He’s Poor My Parents Won’t Give Me My $200K College Fund Just Because I’m Not Going To College I Can’t Believe What I Found In My Husband’s Satchel I Bought My Wife Some Sexy Lingerie For Her Birthday. Why Is She Angry At Me? Should I Let My Teenage Daughter Get A Hotel Room With Her Friends For The Zach Bryan Concert? My Son’s Little League Held A Car Wash In The Parking Lot Of A Weed Dispensary There’s No Reason To Put On The Air Conditioning If It’s Less Than 90 Degrees My Friend Was Dog Sitting And Fed My Dog McDonald’s And Pizza Instead Of The Expensive Dog Food I Give Him My Wife Wouldn’t Let Me Have 1 Shot At The Bar Just Because I Was The Designated Driver My Neighbor Stole My Grocery Delivery My Husband’s Best Friend Invited Himself Along On Our Romantic Cape Cod Getaway My Husband With TSA Pre-Check Left Me Alone In Line At The Airport With The 2 Kids Panic Button: My Neighbor Put His Fence Up Inside Out! My 17 Year Old Brother-In-Law Wants To Sleep In The Room Next To My 15 Year Old Daughter. I Just Found Out My New Boyfriend Sleeps With His Eyes Open And I Think I Need To Break Up With Him My Mother-In-Law Kisses My Children On The Lips And It Grosses Me Out My Husband Keeps Posting Pictures of My Resting Bitch Face To Social Media And Its Driving Me Nuts I Want To Get A Tattoo Of My Girlfriend’s Face On My Arm For Our 6 Month Anniversary Am I A Bad Bridesmaid for Leaving The Bride At The Hospital After She Broke Her Ankle? The Boomer Next Door Wastes So Much Water Constantly Washing His Motorcycle And It Needs To Stop My Wife Got Me A Barbecue For Father’s Day Because She Wants Me To Work On My Day Off
My Friend Was Dog Sitting And Fed My Dog McDonald’s And Pizza Instead Of The Expensive Dog Food I Give Him