I Can’t Believe What I Found In My Husband’s Satchel
Mia found an expensive bottle of cologne in her husband’s satchel with a note from a female coworker about how much she likes the way she smells. Mia wants to know if this could be an innocent gift or if its something she should be concerned about
Check Out Mia’s Call About The Mystery Cologne In Her Husband’s Satchel
Jonathan: Got you. One or two, five Jonathan and Ayla. And today for the panic button. Danielle, we have Mia. Whose problem is? Hi. Something she found something very stinky involving her husband. What? What’s going on there, Mia?
Mia: I was moving my husband’s things and I noticed that his satchel was a little heavier than normal. So I opened that up and I saw a bottle of Cologne and I saw a note in there.
Danielle: OK.
Mia: And like it looked like an expensive bottle of cologne.
Jonathan: In the satchel. OK. Did you look it up? How much is it?
Mia: I haven’t seen it before, but it looks to be very expensive and I know that type is usually on the expensive side, probably around $300, I’d say $400 even.
Danielle: Yeah. OK.
Jonathan: Alright, OK.
Mia: And there was also a note. So I opened the note.
Jonathan: What did the note say?
Mia: The note said I always love the way that you smell.
Danielle: Ah.
Mia: And it was from his coworker.
Jonathan: A female coworker.
Danielle: Yeah, interesting.
Jonathan: I just assumed it’s female. I mean, I guess it could be a guy.
Mia: No, it was from his female coworker. And like he said, you know, he’s mentioned her before. But just thought, you know, they work together.
Jonathan: So yeah, the fact that he hasn’t mentioned her more than just saying, oh, yeah, well I work with Emily. A little weird. I mean, I have to ask this question.
Danielle: Little suspect.
Jonathan: Does your husband have an odor issue.
Mia: No, he doesn’t have an odor issue, but he doesn’t wear Cologne.
Jonathan: Right. Oh boy. But well, that, I guess that’s a good question. Has he smelled like this Cologne? Has he come home wearing it?
Mia: No.
Jonathan: OK.
Danielle: So.
Jonathan: Danielle’s gonna sneeze. Hold on.
Danielle Sneezes
Jonathan: Speaking of smells.
Danielle: Alright, alright.
Jonathan: So have you talked to him about it?
Mia: I haven’t. I’m sort of curious your opinion. Because I don’t know if it’s just like, people give gifts to their coworkers all the time. So, I’m not sure if I should bring it up. If this a harmless sort of thing. Or is it something that I should be worried about?
Jonathan: Mia found a bottle of Cologne that looks pretty fancy and expensive in her husband’s satchel with a note from a female coworker saying. I’ve always loved the way you smell. Is this a red flag? Is this a problem? I actually don’t think it’s that big of a deal.
Danielle: No you don’t. OK.
Jonathan: I’ll tell you why, but I want to hear from the audience. Do you think Mia should be worried? She needs your help here, guys. Should she be worried that her husband maybe is dallying behind her back with some olfactory strumpet?
Danielle: Mm-hmm.
Jonathan: Mia, thank you so much.
Mia: Thank you guys.
Danielle: Thank you.
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